1. How are you? - I am
fine.
No, you are not fine,
you are totally depressed, stressed, you are freaking out almost. You are
wearing sweat pants, your hair is messy and you shop at Walmart. No you are not
OK, you are not fine either. You are broke, your job is low pay or you do not
have a job. Your kids are bouncing off the wall, you screamed at them all day,
being a personal chauffeur, cleaning the house after them before they come
back from school and make it as messy as it was. You walk the dogs, you clean
the cat's litter, you wash the dishes, and you look at yourself in the mirror
seeing an old ugly fat lady. You go to the mail box- full of bills, you
do laundry, you pick up the kids from school, your hubby is coming home and
demands dinar and a sex. NO, you are not fine, why don't just say the truth
next time someone asks you, don't need to hear the reasons, but will make the
person who asks you feel a bit better that he/she is not the only one total
loser in the world with a bad day today. We are all humans, and we
are not perfect and always every time everything is fine.
Please do not be
offended, this is what I think about myself as well sometimes.
2. Reality TV
There is NOTHING real
about reality tv guys. If you ask me how do I know, I will only tell you this-
I was part of reality TV show and they hired me as an actress and I had an
acting specific role that they required me to ACT during the tv show.
I do believe from personal experience that most of the reality tv shows are
just fake and all acted for people's entertainment.
3. Junk Food
People if you didn't
have so much extra food that you throw away, wouldn't be a junk. I am coming
from a country where the food is limited or not around at all, so every little
thing that you put in your mouth called food
is valuable and nutritious. Human body needs everything and
whatever you do not need goes to the waste basket called toilet! Maybe we
should not waste so much food, we can save money that way too.
4. Free and Freedom
I am so sorry but there
is nothing in this world that is free. Everything has a price and someone ended
up paying it or will pay it soon enough.
There is no such a thing
as free or freedom.
No, let me correct that-
it is a thing out there as free and freedom. That will happen if you
are totally broke and you live in a jungle or island with no politics
involved and no other people around. Than you will be free and have a freedom
to do whatever, but you will feel alone, I guess not free still from problems
and issues. OK now scratch my last thought
too, definitely no freedom!
5. America's "next
top models"
Yeah, right, rats ass.
All these perfect white teeth, perfect hair, perfect skin and body are NOT
TRUE. When I came here in America I thought I will see all those perfect
people, but guess who did I see- just me and you walking down the street, all
normal, all human.
All we see in magazines,
TV and etc. is a product of a fancy technology and skilled people with magic
brushes. I just feel bad for all these people out there that are trying to
compete with those magazines…
Maybe if the truth was
out there- will be less depressed people around, less crime and more happy
days. WE ARE ALL HUMANS AND WE WILL NEVER BE PERFECT. Otherwise we will be gods
right?!
6. "I agree"
Wow, on what really do
we agree? Seems we agree on everything, while setting up an account, downloading
a song, installing a program, and so much more we all agree to, yet we never
agree on all the pages of stuff that they require us to do in the meantime. I
am one of those people - I agree now too.
7. "I love
you."- "Me too"
I am starting to get the
impression, people do NOT know what is really love or they just don't mean it
when they say it.
“I love you” shouldn’t
be the “the end” of your conversations and definitely not a goodbye at any
phone conversations.
What happened to the
perfect moment, under the moon light, holding hands, my head rest on your
shoulders, we are looking at the full moon remembering the first day we met and
then we look into each other's eyes and we feel this tension and
sure irresistible attraction. Sparkles flying all over, hear
beats faster and faster...and than BOOM "I love you", and I am all
melting answering "I love you too and I really mean it!" Ugh,
that’s cheesy, but so sweet and we should all have that moment at least once!
8. Police
So I am driving with a
friend, going for a lunch. I am parking front of the already picked fast food
place and it happened to be next to a police officer's squad car.
"What the hell are
you doing?" I got yelled.
"What do you
mean?" I am blinking confused. "What did I do wrong."
"You shouldn't be
parking next to the cop's car!"
"Why not? Am I
braking any law with parking next to it?"
I didn't get an answer
and I will never understand why the police is so hated in America. In my
country we love the police, we fall in love with the uniform, we wave at the
officers, and we always trusted them while lost or in need of anything. Here in
America everyone is on edge when seeing a police officer. You know they are
people just like me and you, right?! They just fallow the law and make sure you
do too. Too bad we are meeting them often when we experience something bad in
our life, yet every day we are NOT robbed, harassed, raped or killed is
THANKS to them. So thank you Police officers for your duty and that you had the
guts to go out there and risk your life for mine without even meeting me.
And I don't hate you for choosing that career path.
9. Speed limit
What is this really
speed “limit” here in America? I learned that if it’s saying 55, I can drive 10
over. If it’s 65, I can go 10 over as well, but I should not speed really more
than that because that will really get me to a pull over and a ticket. So what
is really the limit? I really don’t know, but I love it here in America.
They let me drive that
fast, but I had a hard time with them giving me driving license. I had to go
seven times total before they felt sorry for me and approved me for the road
lol.
10. Chicken noodle soup
Yeah, right with
chicken… In my opinion they should call it “Lucky chicken noodle soup” if you
find any chicken in it- you are lucky.
11. Everyone is rich.
In my country everyone
thought money here grows on trees and everyone is rich. Well, no exactly,
everyone is rich with bills and some of them go for 35 years or life time, like
a house mortgage or student loan. Do not ask about my student loan… hahaha
12. “See you later”
That means “not at all”
or in a few days that will feel long as months. Same with “Call you later” and
“Talk to you later”. I never understood why people don’t mean the words they
say. And when I say “I’ll call you later.” and I really call them in a few
hours it is so shocking to them…
No comments:
Post a Comment